| 2008 |
| Guilty of Being White! |
March 12, 2008 |
According to an article I read last night, you're only racist if you're white.
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| 2007 |
| Taking back Christmas |
November 13, 2007 |
At what point does America say enough is enough and stop measuring how good Christmas was by how well the economy is doing in January? I'm here to offer an alternative.
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| The Fart Fire Video |
April 25, 2007 |
Lighting a fart on fire is harder than it looks.
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| FUCK the Homeless! |
April 23, 2007 |
I've never been a big fan of the homeless. You're never giving your change to the eccentric, super-smart guy, down on his luck, that just needs a little food and a warm place to sleep before he imparts upon you all of lifes wisdoms he gathered while living on the street that Hollywood likes to portray. No, homeless people now fall into one of two categories for me. They're either batshit crazy, or they're lazy, worthless assholes.
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| 2006 |
| Rileys First Word |
October 17, 2006 |
Five and a half months in the making.... my daughter chooses the best of all first words to say.
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| My Crappy Time-Lapse Video Project. |
September 28, 2006 |
Fun with time-lapse video.
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| A Date to Remember |
September 12, 2006 |
Dating sucks... but sometimes it turns out alright, even if there is no "spark". If nothing else, you get some great stories out of it.
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| Internet Junk |
June 12, 2006 |
Internet: In·ter·net noun an electronic communications network that connects computer networks and organizational computer facilities around the world to share porn, illegal music, stupid videos and advertisements for penis enlargement pills.
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| The Hororrs of Childbirth |
May 29, 2006 |
On April 29th 2006 at 2:27 PM, I officially became a father to an 8 pound 7 oz little girl named Riley Diane Jackson. And while this was one of the happiest days of my life, the experience was for me... the most heart-wrenching and bloody 14 hours I've ever been through, and I'm letting anyone know from now on that tells me how "beautiful" childbirth is how retarded they are.
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| Whatever Happened to the Shoe Salesman? |
January 15, 2006 |
A dying breed in the service industry.
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| We're having a Girl! |
January 04, 2006 |
The thing that scares me the most about raising a girl? There are guys like me out there.
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| 2005 |
| Drano Crystals + Pee Pee = Nasty Toxic Fumed Stink Bomb! |
November 05, 2005 |
Tonight while experimenting with an urban myth, Jodie and I stumbled upon one of the smelliest substances known to man.
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| Name Our Baby! |
November 03, 2005 |
Are you in charge of marketing for a large corporation with an inflated annual budget? Are you always looking for new and exciting places to put advertisements for your company that seem to go unnoticed by a majority of consumers? Well look no further.
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| Holy Crap, I'm gonna be a Daddy... |
October 21, 2005 |
Jodie and I decided to try for a baby right after the wedding, but I never thought it would happen this quickly...
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| The Medicinal Power of Marijuana and Laughter |
October 03, 2005 |
Never underestimate the medicinal power of a hash joint and a really stupid joke. Sometimes laughter IS the best medicine.
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| The Corporate Invasion |
September 22, 2005 |
You know those old Flintstones cartoons, when they'd show Fred and Barney in the car driving through Bedrock. You'd see the same scenery passing by them over and over again? Same rock, same tree, same boulder, same building... It's starting to feel like that where I live.
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| My Other Car is a Tank |
July 20, 2005 |
Since when was owning an SUV a MUST for raising a family?
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| Getting Married ( 347 days later ) |
June 11, 2005 |
Two weeks shy of a year ago I wrote about my upcoming wedding, and exactly two weeks from today, I'll be taking the plunge for a second time.
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| Have a Nice Day! |
June 01, 2005 |
Since when was everyone required to be so damn nice?
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| Get off my Website you Sick Fucks! |
May 31, 2005 |
If you came here looking for child porn, seek help; preferably the kind of help that ends with you putting the business end of a shotgun into your mouth and turning your head into a canoe.
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| The Porn Explosion |
May 05, 2005 |
Where in the hell did all this porn come from?
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| Is Anyone Else Sick of the Religous Right? |
March 31, 2005 |
Instead of shoving your religion down my throat, why not try shoving it up your ass?
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| 2004 |
| The Moron Majority |
November 05, 2004 |
It was a sad fact this November 3rd to learn that 51% of this country is made up of idiots.
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| The Definition of a Sport |
September 17, 2004 |
I think we need to thin the herd a little of those activities that shouldn't be given the title of "sport".
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| My Crappy Flash Project |
August 26, 2004 |
In my attempt to figure out how to design in Macromedia's Flash, I created this little movie featuring The song "I like Food" by the Descendants.
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| What's Wrong with the English Language? |
July 15, 2004 |
No wonder our kids can't read and immigrants refuse to learn the language; The English Language is a pain in the ass!
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| Being Six Foot Three in a Five Foot World |
July 13, 2004 |
I'm sure being short isn't all that fun, but being tall is no picnic either.
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| Gay Marriage |
July 04, 2004 |
What's the big friggin deal?
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| Telecommuting |
July 02, 2004 |
In a land far far away from the corporate cube farm, I sit and design websites in my underwear while filling up on daytime T.V.
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| Getting Married |
June 30, 2004 |
I'm trapped in frilly lace and wedding land.
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| Health Nazi's |
June 26, 2004 |
Some people just have to try and save the world from itself. Did anyone stop to think that I was happy being a fat smoker?
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| Lets All go to the Movies |
June 20, 2004 |
Ticket prices, Widescreen versions, Subtitles and more... things that annoy me about the movie industry and the crap they turn out.
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| Childproofing America for Childless Americans |
June 15, 2004 |
I dig kids. I think I can remember being one myself at some point. But I don't have any right now and I feel like I'm being punished for it. It seems like everywhere I go now, I'm surrounded by kids doing the things that kids do best; running around like loud, obnoxious little animals.
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| Won't You Meet my Neighbors?! |
June 10, 2004 |
The world is full of Jackasses, and I'm currently surrounded by them.
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| Stupid Fucking Drivers |
June 01, 2004 |
No one likes bad drivers. But I've developed a real hatred and I'm sure there is some special section of hell reserved for the people that endager my life to get somewhere five minutes faster than the rest of us.
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I haven't done a whole lot of Road Tripping lately, so rather than pay for idle web space, I thought I'd start writing down some of my ideas and opinions. I thought it might be fun to look back on these later on down the road, or maybe its because I'm getting older now and have so many opinions about stuff I hate, but here it is. If you're into this kind of thing, you can read the ramblings of a grumpy, thirty something year old man.